SweetSerendipty :)

brokeninthestorm:

mrscalypsojackson:

thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

MAGGIE AND THE FEROCIOUS BEAST IN NOOOOOO WHERE LAND

IN NOWHERE LAND!!! COME ALONG IF YOU CAN!

Why can’t i join a new website and everybody just fall in love with my beauty and make me out to be this famous , perfect person ??

fuckyeahmikefuensex:

imgonnariverdance:

kurumixoxo:

c-0-ld:

ioncedreamed:

windspray:

glorifies:

dysphorism:

bubblevortex:

copy and paste yourself into my bed

and delete all of your clothes while you’re at it

we can get a little alt of ctrl

shift your way over to me now

back the space between us

and enter me

i’m 600% done

you can’t Esc

please tab into me

Return the CAPS LOCK

(Source: samuraimofo)

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

Exactly.

(Source: snoipahkat)

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

(Source: hama0n)